Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Dear...

Dear Mr and Mrs Feet, I'm sorry I made you run around in high heels two days in a row. That was stupid of me considering you're usual posh accommodations. So please please PLEASE stop swelling! 

1 comment:

  1. Dear Ashes, you are not a nice girl to your feet. They have emailed me and told me to please talk to you about your misuse of them. Please let the poor things be. Huge tears are falling from them. And they are stinky tears. They want to tiptoe through the tulips in the suit they were born in. naked.

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